She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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