BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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