Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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