Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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