so explain again why im purple
no
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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