Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Randomize
