at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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