When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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