there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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