i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Farmville is her only friend.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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