we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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