we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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