youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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