alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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