i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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