I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
smell my finger.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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