Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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