apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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