the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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