Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
im calling her cock vulture from now on
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize