So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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