i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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