I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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