Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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