3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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