Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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