ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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