Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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