ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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