shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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