I need help removing her.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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