You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
