just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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