i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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