i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she smelled like a LAN party
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
