you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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