Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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