I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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