Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My vagina is officially offended.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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