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What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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