I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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