quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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