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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.

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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.

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(907): View more from Alaska

everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".

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(315): View more from New York

I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I won't apologize to a one balled man

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(613): View more from Ontario

My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.

(313): View more from Michigan

This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.

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