just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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