And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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