Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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