We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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