just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Who wears a wallet chain?!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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