Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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