Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You pole danced in your parka.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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