Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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