I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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