my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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