You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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