What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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